❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Unable to find love because, despite the fact I’m an ugly motherfucker, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating a celebrity.
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I just need you nooooooooow
So New York will have to do.
I miss you dreadfully.
My life every weekend.
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How do I begin to explain Blair Waldorf?
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I’m obsessed with citrus.
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My latest obsession.
This makes me wanna cuddle something.
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“Here’s to a long life and a merry one,
A quick death and an easy one,
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“I do believe, and this might be my Catholic upbringing or my Irish magical thinking, but I think...”
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